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At least gravity is attracted to me
false. gravity is an attractive force between you and the Earth. so technically, the whole world is attracted to you
Even better :D
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WHAT IS THIS? WHY ARE THESE NOT ALREADY IN MY LIFE? OMG think of the epic battles I could have, pitting the cookie dinosaurs against one another. And then I’ll have them all kiss and make up and be friends. AND THEN I WILL EAT THEM! HAHAHAH!
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A Flurry of Furry: Rare White Twin Jaguar Babies
These two white Jaguar twins were born at the Ascherleben Zoo in East Germany on January 18th and 19th 2012. There’s a special story behind these two, if the fact that they are white isn’t sepcial enough. Their parents are rather old, and so this pregnancy was quite unexpected. To top it off, the cubs had open eyes from birth, which is normally not the case.
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infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
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